Saturday, January 17, 2009

Horrorscopes


It's freaky how "accurate" my horoscope via facebook has been lately. Kelley and I had a good laugh at "you've been a good friend, but maybe it's time to suggest professional help."

After fighting with my computer this morning, and the past three days, I finally got the plug-ins installed. What does my "horrorscope" say today? "Leo: You've got a big problem to solve today! It'll take a couple tries, but you'll get it right." I did get worried when two separate horoscopes in the same week suggested I mind my oral health. I'm hoping it's the same crackpot freelance horocsope writer that wrote those. I can just see some woman sitting in her kitchen, henna dyed hair, coffee mug with "First, God created Man. Then She laughed", ash tray full of butts, a worn out deck of Tarot cards, and 12 cats. The scary thing is that I think I've had bad breath this week.

A quick over view of Leo's: The most vital sign of the zodiac, Leos exude confidence. Stubborn yet impulsive. Showy, dramatic and sometimes vain. Sunny demeanor and love to be the center of attention. Like to be worshipped, though this may be unrealistic. Leos have a natural knack for improvising, but watch out: they can also be fantastic con artists. Damn. We're shallow. Madonna and Marcy are also Leo's. Need I say more?

2 comments:

Sarah K said...

FYI: CLICK ON THE FORTUNE COOKIE!!! IT'S FUNNY, AND IT WON'T BE THERE FOR LONG! GOTTA SWITCH IT UP, KEEP THINGS RANDUMB, OR RANDBUMB...DEPENDING ON HOW YOU LOOK AT THINGS...OR MISSPELL....

A Fuss said...

Hahaha, I clicked on the fortune cookie and it was quite apropo (sp??). "Hard work may not kill you but why take the chance?" So where do you get your horoscope on facebook? Clue me in. I need a reading.

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